Don’t let tumblr make you think it’s okay to

not-a-space-alien:

  • Lose the newborn antichrist 
  • Spend 11 years mentoring the wrong child with your supposed enemy 
  • Hypnotize a Satanic Nun
  • Turn fake guns into real guns
  • Sit moping about organizing your Soul music CDs while you wait for Hell to come beat your ass
  • Drop a bucket of holy water on a Satanic Duke
  • Drive across the M25 while your car is on fire
  • Stand around being useless while the antichrist saves the world