- Lose the newborn antichrist
- Spend 11 years mentoring the wrong child with your supposed enemy
- Hypnotize a Satanic Nun
- Turn fake guns into real guns
- Sit moping about organizing your Soul music CDs while you wait for Hell to come beat your ass
- Drop a bucket of holy water on a Satanic Duke
- Drive across the M25 while your car is on fire
- Stand around being useless while the antichrist saves the world