im about to make the most stupid minecraft power generation possible

nomadactual:

viesti3:

kazucrash:

onedoomedspacemarine:

kawaiite-mage:

why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it

One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.

That would be Sandy Petersen.

Nice

“You kill demons to save the World.”

“That’s devil worship.”

“Lady….you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. It’s not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly.”

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

gallusrostromegalus:

nanavn
mentioned you on a post “I came across this very odd pond in a forest”

@gallusrostromegalus​ I tried searching for the chincoteague horses and vernal ponds, but was unable to find anything useful. Will you enlighten me, please?

So Chincoteauge National Wildlife Refuge contains Assateague Island, which is basically a glorified sandbar of an island off the coast of Virginia, and a really nice park* to visit if you’re not deathly afraid of ticks.  The thing the area’s really famous for (besides the Moneypit) is The Chincoteague Ponies, which are these very strange feral horses that are just cute as all get-out:

To keep the population stable and healthy, all couple hundred ponies are rounded up once a year and vaccinated/some of the animals are sold off to private persons/farms (they’re insanely popular as pets and work animals becuase they’re tough lil shits).  It’s a whole party.  Most of the animals are names and some have celebrity status.

The WEIRD thing about these horses is that they’re pretty much turning into kelpies, minus the hand-eating thing.

There aren’t any permanent sources of fresh water on Assateague island, only Vernal Pools that exist for maybe a couple months a year.  The horses live there year-round, minus the three days in roundup. They drink oceanic water, eat super-salty plants grown in said water, consume salty dirt for minerals, and regularly swim around the island to get from graze to graze.  Their kidneys and internal systems have undergone some really strange rearrangements to cope with the added salt, and even though most horses can swim, the ponies are extremely comfortable in the water, to the point where if startled, their FIRST inclination is to run into deep water to avoid pursuit.  

The park ranger that explained all this to me says they also seem to supplement their diets with shellfish and crabs, which given that pasture horses already snack on bugs and the occasional lizard doesn’t’ really surprise me.  There are other places with feral horses on similarly small islands but those have access to fresh water and haven’t developed the Chincoteague Pony’s affinity for ocean life.

Here’s another cute fucking pony:

*The park was actually established to protect THE BIGGEST, FATTEST FUCKING SQUIRRELS I’VE EVER SEEN.  They’re called Delmarva Fox Squirrels.  Fatass on the left, regular fox squirrel on the right.

i love them.

Holy fuck kelpies exist this is insane

I TOLD YOU THEY WERE FAIRY PONDS

AND NOW LOOK, FAIRY HORSES!

Don’t let tumblr make you think it’s okay to

not-a-space-alien:

  • Lose the newborn antichrist 
  • Spend 11 years mentoring the wrong child with your supposed enemy 
  • Hypnotize a Satanic Nun
  • Turn fake guns into real guns
  • Sit moping about organizing your Soul music CDs while you wait for Hell to come beat your ass
  • Drop a bucket of holy water on a Satanic Duke
  • Drive across the M25 while your car is on fire
  • Stand around being useless while the antichrist saves the world

eridan, on trial for the murders of his friends, acting as his own defence: alright but like wwhats a couple a murders betwween friends
terezi, sweating, leaning forward so her lips are right on the microphone: TH3 D3F3NC3 H4S 4 PO1NT

anyone know some taz or game grumps quotes that would be good for a lip synch animation assignment? should be 10-30 seconds long, understandable out of context, and preferably (but not vitally) no swearing/sexual content etc