I started working for a residential maid service recently and since we can’t take pictures I decided to do an artist’s rendition of some of the good, good pets I’ve met
Glaïeul, A Beautiful Thief
– Nearly got my pepperettes
– Professional grade puppy-eyes
– Tried to fight the vacuum
Pastiche, An Older Gentleman
– Surveys the world from his wicker throne
– Is an indoor cat, but likes to take himself for walks
– Has no fucks left to give
Johannes, An Innocent Child
– Was expecting pettins’, but instead I vacuumed
– Too gentle for this life and it’s harsh truths
– I’m so fucking sorry Johannes
Ranger, A Rowdy Youngin’
– Friends??
– Play!!!
– Friends play!?!?!?
Snickers, A Delicate Lady
– Very tired
– Politely came over for exactly three (3) pets before going back to bed
– Undisruptable
Chief, A Cautious Man
– Spends his days watching Treehouse™
– Was not sure if he would allow pets, but eventually conceded
– Words can not fucking encapsulate how small this
