chasertiff:

Important question: if Harry spent most of fifth year dreaming about that locked door in the department of mysteries, did Voldemort spend that year dreaming about things like kissing cho chang or falling off brooms in quidditch matches? Did Voldemort also dream about Cho screaming in Harry’s face, “Cedric gave me loads of Chocolate Frog cards!” did Voldemort wake up going, “Why the fuck does this girl want chocolate frog cards when all I want to do is kiss her” and then being like “wait what the fuck i dont want to kiss this girl what a werid dream”