landofsomethingsomething:

Dave: hey babe just posted my latest mix check it out

Karkat, in person, to his face: oh good! thank you dave for this excellent news! if it’s anywhere near as revolting as your smug face right now it’s sure to go down in history as one of the most vile pieces of aural torture ever devised!!!

Karkat, with a botnet he had roxy put together for him for exactly this purpose: *rates everything five stars immediately, leaves thousands of reviews obviously written in a poorly disguised version of his usual online voice, promos it on hundreds of shell blogs, sends roxy furtive texts about how to get it trending on earth c social media as quickly as possible*