imayhavebeenborn:

ok so. i recently ordered something from tommywiseau.com (the official website of tommy wiseau, aka the man behind the seminal film of our time, The Room) and at the bottom of my order confirmation email found this:

image

Holy shit. so i HAD to sign up for this, obviously, and basically it is everything i expected a The Room Dating Website to be

image

making my profile i was pleased to see that it is inclusive of all the genders: man, woman, man 2, and woman 2. you might think that this is a mere error but actually it remains consistent throughout the profile creation:

image

if that’s not representation i don’t now what is

after choosing who you want to date/chat/make friends with you get to start actually building your bio, starting with….your interests

image

those are the apparently the most popular interests on theroomdating.com. of special note on this list to me is “Watching” because of its alarming vagueness. you’re not “Watching TV,” “Watching Sports,” or even “Watching The Room,” you’re just……………………Watching

as for movies we have

image

fuck

image

hobbies

image
image

FUCK

lastly, the “Other” category has

image
image

you bet i will, tommy.

anyway if you’re a girl or girl 2 between the ages of 18 and 100 hmu