artemis-the-changeling:

the-tao-of-fandom:

Concept: 

Sam Vimes walks into a hardware store for the first time.

Five hours later, Angua has to tell him Pseudopolis Yard is on fire to get him to leave.

#sam vimes#Discworld#i’m not saying sam is the kind of dad to build a deck#but have you SEEN how much fun he has making traps around his house#(or in night watch good gods)#what if he discovered DUCT TAPE#or POWER DRILLS#don’t tell me sam vimes wouldn’t dismantle a barbecue grill so he could make railings that heated up if you tried to climb them#this is not even CONSIDERING the wide variety of axes chainsaws and bear traps#give him a chance to make a rube goldman machine of Doom and you won’t see him for a whole day#a bit of happy headcanon before the 25th#(bc i’m re-reading night watch and you better believe some Sad is coming out of that)