halloween is weird for australians because you’ll see two solid months of americans screaming in rapture about about their national skeleton holiday and then come 6pm on the 31st you’ll get a knock on the door from a kid
who’s watched too many cartoons
with a minecraft sword from k-mart and his apologetic dad in tow and you’ll scrounge up like half a roll of butter menthols and a wagon wheel to hand over and that’s the affair sorted for another year