camwyn:

ethnianmandarin:

femmenietzsche:

Just came across this pamphlet of anti-Dutch propaganda from 1653, which has easily the best title of anything I’ve ever seen in my life:

The Dutch-mens PEDIGREE, OR A Relation, Shewing how they were first Bred, and Descended from a HORSE-TURD, which was enclosed in a BUTTER-BOX. Together with a most exact Description of that great, huge, large, horrible, terrible, hideous, fearful, filthy, ugly, monstrous, mishapen, prodigious, preposterous Horse that shit the same Turd; who had two Faces on one head, the one somwhat resembling the face of a man, the other the face of a horse, the rest of his body was like the body of an Horse, saving that on his shoulders he had two great Fish fins, like the finns of Whales, but far more large: He lived somtime on land, but most in water; His Dyet was Fish, Roots, Herbs, &c. A very dreadful Accident befel him, the fear whereof set him into such a fit of shiting, that he died thereof: His body was immediately carried with multitudes of Divels into Hell, where it remains to this day. Also how the Germans following the directions of a Conjurer, made a very gread Box, and smeared the In-side with Butter, and how it was filled with the dung which the said monstrous horse shit; Out of which dung within nine days space sprung forth men, women and children; the Off-spring whereof are yet alive to this day, and now commonly known by the name of DUTCHMEN; As this following Relation will plainly Manifest.

i was born 2 late

That’s the *title*? What the hell is left to write?