artemis fowl: a meaningful, action-packed story about a young boy genius who forges a deep friendship with a fairy police officer who team up to fight for justice against the evils of greed and corruption
disney: hmm. let’s uh. let’s make the boy fight the fairies. let’s make the boy fight the fairies
the book: artemis is a little shit who takes stuff from fairies and specifically targets good cop holly to save his dad cause he was a big shit
the movie: im sorry did you say, the fairies are little shits who stole darling fowls papa and sweet fun loving artemis must fight 13 yr old bad cop holly?