I’m gonna be playing ArmA in about three and a half hours with a bunch of Russian dudes. Only two of them know any English and I won’t be able to understand the rest. Wish me luck.
They’re sharing incomprehensible Russian catgirl memes with me
Rats are so easy to please. I shoved some sweet potato into cardboard toilet paper tubes, packed in with shredded paper towels. At first they were just excited about the paper towel shreds and started making a nest, then they found the sweet potato and lost their minds. Like they couldn’t believe what a good and gracious world they lived in that there could be sweet potato and paper towel at the same time.
listen even if I was stupid bonkers rich I think giving someone you’re good pals with chopsticks from the edo era you had engraved with their name on them is A Little Much
As I understand it, the Order of Operations is as follows:
1. Focus on the Tax Bill. That’s happening this week. Shoot it down.
2. Immediately afterward, start promoting Doug Jones in Alabama and reminding everyone of Roy Moore’s problems. That election is on December 12.
3. In the meantime, Net Neutrality. The FCC votes on December 14th. Protest, boost, research, do whatever you can.
I know #MeToo is important, I know Old Man Donald is still being a jerk, I know North Korea has a nuke, none of these are going to be dealt with before Christmas. There are three fronts to this fight: taxes, Alabama, FCC. These are the focal points. If we can win one of those, it’s going to have ramifications for the future. If we can win two, we’re in a pretty good place. We win all three, 2017 was a Good Year.
Taxes.
Doug Jones.
FCC.
Focus.
And then remind everyone to renew their healthcare. That deadline is December 15th.
“You don’t know why you are wasting time on this website. It is for little children who poop hard in their baby ass diapers.”
“Spades Slick cannot return to bring Hearts Boxcars because obviously Diamonds Droog is too busy being Clubs Deuce.”
“Everybody out of the goddamn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.”
GT: YOURE BLUFFING YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO GIVE ME A PHANTASMAL ERECTION! TT: Jake, please. TT: Members of the juggalo party aren’t the only ones who can pitch a big tent. GT: THEN GO AHEAD! MAKE MY FUCKING DAY! GT: IM READY FOR YOU. YOU THINK IM AFRAID? ILL TAKE YOUR BONER MAGIC LIKE A MAN! GT: IM NOT ASHAMED! I WILL STAND TALL AND PROUD AT FULL MAST IN FRONT OF THIS PRETTY ALIEN! GT: DO YOUR WORST YOU BASTARD!!!!! TT: This is so stupid. TT: You are out of your mind. And this is coming from your mind itself. TT: I can’t even watch this. I’m out of here. GT: WELL GOOD RIDDANCE TO IRONIC HIPSTER DOUCHEWAD RUBBISH IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!
