extended zodiac signs organized by aspect! just in case anyone needed it lmao
As someone who has almost never had an interest in bloodswaps in my life – Is anyone else struck with the IMMEDIATE urge to draw some canon-accurate bloodswaps?
Seriously though who objectively believes Skyrim is one of THE BEST games ever. Honestly.
not true! this article was written by my good friend, gaming journalist Snodd Flowerd!
Oh! I am so sorry! So sorry to have doubted your credentials Mr.. Flowerd sir!
That’s Todd Howard in disguise! Flowerd is a fraud!
officer Bodd Boward here, I can confirm that we’ve verified Mr. Flowerd’s credentials and he is legitimate. there’s no legal way he could be Bethesda game developer and creative mastermind Todd Howard! thank you
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
One day, you’re walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page.
this aint a prompt its a full-fledged horror story
I’d rather die tbh
Good news for you amigo you’ll die many times before you live out every prompt
I feel like this could be fun tho
Oh boy, you are in for a wild ride if we include all the submissions that are still in my inbox. Want to have sex with The Doctor in a room full of talking bananas that are trying to lunge at your ass?
Ok normally i like the prompts on this page but what the fuck is this
I have been protecting you amigos since the beginning of this blog
Do you have any idea what’s it like for me? I seriously fear my inbox
Kanaya: A wholly enjoyable experience in every manner, it began as a single kiss on the lips and then quickly devolved into Rose and Kanaya kissing every available inch of skin they could find on each other, all the while saying disgustingly sappy and ridiculous words of affection. 11/10
John: Highly entertaining, the dork broke the first kiss with his laughter and then proceeded to firmly attach his lips to any place on Rose’s body that might have been ticklish, much to her facetious distress. She had to bonp him with her clipboard to get him to stop. 10/10
Jade: Enthusiastically turned a kiss on the cheek into a face-squished-in-hands kiss on the mouth, her ears perked and glasses jostling. It was critically adorable and Rose had to go sit down and breathe for a moment while Jade laughed at her. 9/10
Dave: Upon kissing his forehead, he proceeded to complain about his “image” and “reputation,” as though he had either of those to begin with. His flailing and bluster were entirely entertaining, however, and Rose has made note to kiss the top of his head + forehead more often. 8/10
Terezi: Rose kissed her cheek and then Terezi slobbered all over Rose’s cheek in reciprocation/retaliation. The experiment had to be paused so Rose could go wipe off her face. It was kinda cute though so 4/10
Sollux: He tasted like week old mountain dew and stale cheetos and pitched a fit over being on the receiving end of any sort of affection 0/10
Feferi: After asking why Rose had kissed her cheek, she laughed in that special, bubbly way she has to make the whole world stop and seem lighter for a moment and then pulled Rose into a dance position, hand on her waist and clasping her other hand, and then kissed her in a dip. Rose couldn’t form words for a solid ten minutes 9/10
Gamzee: Tasted like dirty sand, clown paint, and unwashed sweat, and was generally just pretty gross, but he smiled drowsily at her and told her he thought this experiment of hers was “real motherfuckin’ adorable, smartsis” and then told a joke to make her laugh so it wasn’t all bad 3/10
Nepeta: Nearly clawed Rose’s face off because she caught her off guard but then apologized and kissed Rose’s cheek instead and was highly adorable, despite being impendingly lethal. 7/10
Equius: Extraordinarily sweaty. Like just. So sweaty. Kissing him only made it worse oh god. Why is he so sweaty. He did take her hand and gently kiss the back of her knuckles while murmuring his appreciation and blushing though so that was charming. 4/10
Aradia: Rose had to go on a wild goosechase just to find the girl and by the time she’d found her Aradia was ready to bound off and do something else. After literally having to herd Aradia somewhere where Rose could get her to sit still for a goddamned second and a half she kissed her bouncing curls and Aradia laughed at her and kissed her cheek in return, as if it could make up for being so impossibly frustrating to pin down 5/10
Kanaya again: Rose saw her in the common room and had to make a detour from her quest. 11/10
Jake: Found the whole experiment charming and said a whole bunch of words that were technically English, Rose guessed, and she nodded along with a note to check up on outdated jargon in the future. What was this boy saying, ever? He smiled like the sunshine he spent so much time gallivanting about in, however, and kissed her forehead back, so 8/10
Calliope: Immediately began blushing and stammering and holding her palms up to her cheeks. It was critically adorable. Rose had to give a second kiss to the top of her skull just because she was being so cute and it sent her into bashful overload. 8/10
Dirk: Reacted even worse to being kissed on the forehead than Dave, first locking up and then doing verbal cartwheels about the integrity of his hairdo and trying to distract Rose with wordplay. It didn’t work, she needled him about his reaction and had a good laugh at him. 7/10
Roxy: Instantly reciprocated the forehead kiss, a bit overzealous but endearingly affectionate. 8/10
Eridan: His earfins flared and he blushed to a truly stunning degree, all the while making a big huff about getting kissed on the cheek and asking Rose what her angle was. Defensive, but cute, so 4/10
Jane: While not only extraordinarily beautiful in every manner of speaking, she was also warmly receptive and Rose couldn’t form words while getting kissed in return. It ended with a pie in Rose’s face and her Gambit thoroughly pillaged but she’s pretty okay with that all things considered 8/10
Tavros: An absolute sweetheart. Just, the perfect doll, terribly endearing, even if his horns provided a unique and titillating challenge. Didn’t want to reciprocate the kiss but did offer Rose a hug, which was warm and squishy. 7/10
Hal: Was it weird kissing a pair of sunglasses? Yes. Was his reaction worth it? Also yes. 6/10
Kanaya a third time: Rose is really in love with her okay 11/10
Karkat: Hilarious to pick on, and he makes it particularly easy. Puffed up the moment physical contact was made and then proceeded to screech about it for awhile, much to Rose’s amusement. 6/10
@ the ppl who claim Light had a long and tumultuous downfall to insanity caused by the “power of the notebook”…. he’s literally calling himself God and screaming at a TV halfway into the second episode? I mean, relatable, but hardly a journey…
Dude saw the slippery slope and decided to grab a sled
