1. Garland Ironmonger is the best name I’ve ever seen.
2. I looked Mr. Ironmonger up and it turns out he grew up to be an honest to god fighter pilot.
3. COLONEL Ironmonger flew F-86 Sabres.
4. Garland Ironmonger: Sabrejet Pilot sounds like something straight out of a bad 70s sci-fi novel that I would totally read.
(source: The Newport News Daily Press, December 15, 1936.)
Garland Ironmonger is a D&D-ass name.