transgirlnausicaa:

me in 15 years: goodnight sweetie 🙂
my child: wait! i want a story!
me in 15 years: oh, all right. I’ll continue from where we left off.
my child: yay!!!!
me, reading aloud: “You finally found him. After hours of searching. No. SWEEPS of searching.”
me, reading aloud: “> Karkat: Troll this worthless human.”