gallusrostromegalus:

elodieunderglass:

fozmeadows:

cassyblue:

terrible-tentacle-theatre:

So I’m on the TV Tropes page for “Small Taxonomy Pools” and it reads like it was written by the saltiest troop of biologists ever. It’s a fucking gold mine of taxonomical nerd rage. Observe:

THIS IS ME

@elodieunderglass behold your people!

oh MY god

“herbivores are harmless and therefore boring”

“gastropods: one snail, one slug”

“snakes in fiction come in five main styles”

“generic harmless”

OH MY GOD

“you will never see a hoatzin in fiction.”

We’ll see now I feel like I’ve been issued a challenge.