[Image: an alignments chart with two horizonal axes, Lawful-Chaotic and Disaster-Distinguished, and one vertical axis, Chad-Incel. Lawful (Disaster) Chad: Jake. Neutral (Functional) Chad: Sollux.]
[Kankri is captioned “*technically voluntary*.” Neutral (Functional) Incel: Equius. Chaotic (Distinguished) Incel: Eridan. The last two images are white lines, so I can use their captions to write in]