Fact: any legend about a holy sword can be improved by 200% by replacing the sword with an axe and making no other changes.
Lady of the lake tosses Axcalibur at King Arthur, killing him instantly
There’s another reblog of this post that implies that knights who wield axes are secretly just lumberjacks, and it combined with this one in my brain to create an AU where the Lady of the Lake is, like, a flannel-wearing lumberjack who lives by a lake. Her role in the story is otherwise unchanged.
the lesbian of the lake
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