toospoopyformyshirt:

semitics:

semitics:

I’m literally #galaxybraining whenever Jewish texts accuse anything of being an idol I’m like! Oh shit ???

Callout Post For G-d: making an idol of G-d when he IS G-d? ? Seems a bit polytheistic to me

G-d: be fruitful and multiply

G-d: but don’t make anything in my image

humans: uh….we’re in your image so our babies will be in your image too????

G-d (probably): um uh, um……..hey guess what new rule! Don’t eat from this tree