manyblinkinglights:

odditycollector:

madjazzed:

odditycollector:

orangelemonart:

John enlists Karkat’s help in blackrom tutoring cause like, if this thing with terezi is really going somewhere, he wants to understand it? And it has nothing to do with wanting to understand if Karkat’s alien idea of love is the same as his and also no homo but he’s obsessed with making Karkat smile??? And Karkat definitely isn’t still nursing a crush and doesn’t feel a twinge of something every time he demonstrates a blackrom staple or sit close to John during a kismesis movie screening

I see you this scenario and I raise you John asking Karkat out on a series of “just for practise!” kismesis dates because John is an ass who full well knows that the only thing funnier than how not-so-secretly pissed off Karkat will be by the request is the face he’ll make when he realizes John is 1) for real and 2) winning

#the AU where john decides he doesn’t care about having a crisis of sexuality after all #but doesn’t clarify right away #because pranks (via odditycollector)

PLEASE

i would like to see 456327 more fics in which john knows exactly what he wants, and what he wants is to fuck with people

That is also my take on John Egbert: hot blackrom stud. It’s not that he shares the exact innate drive that led to the troll societal invention of kismesissitude; it’s that he lucked into first contact with a species that finds shit like “swapping out your shampoo with craft glue” to be a deeply soul-satisfying romantic gesture.

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