Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
Oh you sweet, summer child…
Also, @ all you incredibly salty Geminis, I am genuinely sorry you hate your uber bright eye-hurt bunk bed, but trust me, if you don’t understand WHY I picked that bed… just… it’s better this way… ignorance is bliss…
Out-of-the-Loop Geminis when they see the bunk bed: