kindigo:

deliverusfromsburb:

Potentially controversial post but Dirk isn’t a Slytherin. He thinks he should be but instead he’s a Ravenclaw who never spends any time in his common room because he gets in philosophical arguments with the door and ends up sleeping on his friends’ floors.

#Dirk in the bowels of the Slytherin common room: This is the house for cold hearted plotters. I should be here. Why did they put you here? #Jane who is currently finishing a batch of potions she’s selling for a nice profit on the interhouse black market: #I don’t know Dirk. I suppose it’s just your fate to be perpetually misunderstood