wrowtangclan:

If Toby Fox had never made that one fateful videogame we would all be living life sans undertale

zagreus:

zagreus:

there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

just-shower-thoughts:

Maybe crickets have the exact opposite sense of humor to us, so whenever you hear crickets after a bad joke it’s just your tiny fan club absolutely dying with laughter

kindigo:

deliverusfromsburb:

Potentially controversial post but Dirk isn’t a Slytherin. He thinks he should be but instead he’s a Ravenclaw who never spends any time in his common room because he gets in philosophical arguments with the door and ends up sleeping on his friends’ floors.

#Dirk in the bowels of the Slytherin common room: This is the house for cold hearted plotters. I should be here. Why did they put you here? #Jane who is currently finishing a batch of potions she’s selling for a nice profit on the interhouse black market: #I don’t know Dirk. I suppose it’s just your fate to be perpetually misunderstood