paper-mario-wiki:

theres a checklist that u need to complete to be a real Tumblr Funnyposter that they dont tell you about, but when you tick all the categories The Elders allow you into the circle and you get to join the official Jokester Meetings which we use to control the puppets that are the “Staff” of this website from the shadows.

• must be, or have been, clinically depressed
• must be over 17
• must have poor executive function
• must have been a big part of a blossoming fandom which became a major phenomenon (fnaf, undertale, homestuck, etc)
• must reflect on your time in the aforementioned fandom as “embarrassing”
• must have some kind of visually unpleasant avatar which is also unique (no screenshots of television shows or movies, crops of someone else’s art, or photography that is not yours)
• must have “gotten over it”. “it” is nothing specific and is a very nebulous term, but that does not change the fact that your position relative to “it” must be “over”
• must have over 200 hours in Fallout: New Vegas
• must be morally positive, or at least be in the bright, bright gray
• must have at least 1 quirky thing about you (live somewhere weird, have a weird hobby, own a weird pet, have a weird past, etc.)
• must have been considered an “e-beggar” at least once, regardless of the accusation’s validity
• must have participated in at least three separate instances of major discourse
• must have mastered at least 1 kind of “aesthetic”.
• must have at least 3 posts over 100,000 notes, 20 posts over 10,000 notes, and 100 posts over 1,000 notes

this is between you and me, so dont tell anyone i gave you this or i’ll be dead within 24 hours.