gallusrostromegalus:

botanyshitposts:

artists who draw botanical and lichenological illustrations are stronger than any us marine

#this is specifically about lichens and mosses but applies to all plants honestly

Informal Ranked Difficulty of Botanical* Illustration subjects:

Entry Level:  Fruits and vegetables you can regularly buy at the grocery store, plants that are typical of thier type, A Single Bloom And Two Leaves ™, 

Intermediate: Uncommon and complex fruits and vegetables, Orchids that you weren’t gonna show to anyone who actually knows about orchids, plants typical of an uncommon type,  Basic seed-to-furiting life cycle of common crops.

Hard Mode: The Whole Plant And Notable Features ™, Anything that involves miscroscopy, diseased or dead specimens, reconstructing from the paper’s notes and the one really sad dead specimen they sent along, Mushrooms.

Masterclass: Whole-ass Tree, Orchids you show actual Orchid People, In-depth analysis of common grocery store crops, Carnivorous Plants, flowers that are really sixty bajillion teeny flowers at once, grasses.

Actual Witchcraft: LICHENS, nonvascular plants, fungi that are not mushrooms, multi-species interactions, plants that are actually illegal, POLLEN, extinct plants.

DEALS WERE MADE WITH UNHOLY POWERS OF DARKNESS IN ORDER TO RENDER THESE RIGHT: Seaweeds and Algae.

*Fungi lived right there too so they’re invited to the party.

traceexcalibur:

I want to hear the Alternian version of Love Shack where it’s a
22-minute epic describing the vast and horrendously complicated Quadrant
Mansion

captainsnoop:

one undertale fact that’s stuck with me through the years is the knowledge that the Papyrus date originally had a way harsher ending and Toby had to tone it down because one of the testers cried as a result of Papyrus rejecting them 

what the hell did Papyrus say that caused that to happen 

cptsdwillgraham:

you know the thing where nt people are like “autistic children are bad at Play because they just take toys and line them up :/” those fuckers. don’t understand. how satisfying and fun it is to put things in an order and then behold them