I just realized that if homestuck were an anime how ridiculous it would be since there’s so many characters with glasses. Just imagine every character with glasses just all gathering in front of Lord English and all together doing the anime glasses shine to make one massive light beam to destroy him.
and on the front page it rotates between a hive/home every time you refresh, right? except for one hive, with one troll, who after extensive testing, doesn’t appear to be in the rotation.
There’s no fucking clown. Gamzee doesn’t show up. New readers are gonna be blindsided by the juggalo fuck like everyone else, and that’s great.
the todd howard thing was fun for a day lets stop now and not do this again because wikipedia is actually like a fantastic website thats completely free and a lot of people voluntarily contribute to and moderate the website for no pay and we shouldn’t make it harder for them
During the fourteen hours of sleep I’ve had so far today, I had a dream that I was watching the original cut of Black Panther where the movie never left Wakanda but halfway through they realized that they still somehow had to have a Stan Lee cameo so W’Kabi’s introductory scene by the rhinos is him and a bunch of other guys who are guarding the border ushering away this old ass extremely lost white tourist played by Stan Lee holding a map upside down who is like “are you this isn’t the way to South Africa” and W’Kabi’s like “my dude South Africa is south” and that was the white representation in the film
hmmmm canonically lup and barry met WAY before taako and kravitz did. but barry (and probably lup lbr) took over 20 years to admit they were in love – and that was only admitting it to taako! legato was cycle 47! meanwhile, taako asks kravitz out on a date the second fucking time they meet, and are declaring their love a few months later.
what i’m getting at is, in almost every au where time exists in a normal way, taako and kravitz should totally get together while lup and barry are still pining even though they’re, like, childhood friends.
taako: holy shit, just ask him out already
lup: um, absolutely the fuck not
taako: what are you so afraid of? like, the dude is clearly into you
lup: but he might not be! do you know how risky and– and scary it is to ask someone out? especially when you’re really into them?
taako: i know that you’re a coward
lup: yeah? well then i’m sure you’d have no problem asking out that hot guy you met last week. the one you said you were going to marry? the one who’s passing by our table right now? i mean, it’s the perfect opportunity to–
taako: [throws an empty soda can at kravitz’s head] hey! hey, krav!
kravitz: what the fu
taako: you wanna go on a date with me? like, tomorrow?
