so we have these cookie jars that sit on top of the cupboard right. we’ve had them for years. you can record yourself saying something so when you take the lid off you it will make a noise so you can hear if someone is stealing your cookies or something anyway anyway we have 3 of them. a pig, a cow, and an owl. now i was left alone one day. mum and dad at work, my brother at school and my sister at her boyfriends house. so i had a thought. what if i recorded myself screaming? so i did. in all 3 of them. all 3 different screams too. one was an excited shriek, one was a terrified scream, and one was a long shout. these cookie jars recorded up to 15 seconds, so i took FULL ADVANTAGE of that. now…here’s the thing…i did that almost 3 years ago. and these cookie jars have been sitting on top of the cupboard collecting dust.
until today.
mum’s painting the kitchen, so she had to take everything off the top of the cupboard. and uh…you know how battery powered things…start dying? they……slowly run out of juice? she asked me to check inside one of the jars. the pig, to be exact. and…the pig was the terrified scream. i unsuspectingly opened the jar and as the lid came off the jar, i remembered what i did. but i didn’t remember in time, because in that next second, a fucking demon cry sounded from this Almost Dead Battery Powered Pig Cookie Jar. it was a sound i never want to hear again. everyone ran into the kitchen to see what that god awful sound was and i just stood there, holding this satanic wailing pig. i shut my eyes, and waited the full 15 seconds, until it was silent, before turning to my mum and handed her the pig, and then leaving the kitchen.
i’ll admit i’ve done some dumb things in my life, but nothing could’ve prepared me for the sound i heard today.
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i like to headcanon that team skull is comrpomised of ppl ranging from the ages of like 13-mid twenties so like theres a lot of kids there who do genuinely need plumeria and guzma to act as team mom/dad for them in it
but also like theres 23 yr olds standing around in the mansion like “oh shit we gotta remember to take our vitamin c gummies or Plume’ll be upset”
magical girl anime except they’re all grown up moms and teachers and businesswomen, do it cowards
Regardless of of how you do this vis-a-vis their origins it’s great.
Having them be veterans of magical girl-ing works because of their confidence and experience, which would be a refreshing take on the genre that could provide fun opportunities to lampshade various tropes.
Meanwhile, having them be brand new magical girls works because they have to rediscover their inner child, shedding the cynicism of adulthood to embrace the limitless hope of youth.
