the-real-seebs:

pervocracy:

Ayn Rand

Rand Paul

Paul Ryan

Ryan Ayn (undiscovered, but predicted by current models)

“Why are you accelerating naive libertarians whose economic model does not work for actual humans to a substantial fraction of c and ramming them into each other?”

“We want to see if we can observe Ryan Ayn.”

“Does it even work that way?”

“No, but we told them that if it did work, it would prove poor people are at fault, so they’re signing up for it anyway.”