hashtagdion:

1dietcokeinacan:

jade-suture:

toast-potent:

this post is a roller coaster, not in the way that people call wild posts “roller coasters,” but in the way that i knew something was up when i started reading the first paragraph, it was like the track slowly rising up, the wording just tipped me off, i knew there was going to be a serious drop that was going to give me whiplash, but when it arrived i still wasn’t ready for it

I am cursed

I wonder if he beats it to feathered or non feathered dinosaur depictions….if non feathered he’s truly living in la la land

I read this post and a representative from AT&T called me to say my internet was being disconnected.