thetrashknightofbreath:

“So, you don’t like the way our little fictional war came out? You don’t like Rachel dead and Tobias shattered and Jake guilt-ridden? You don’t like that one war simply led to another? Fine. Pretty soon you’ll all be of voting age, and of draft age. So when someone proposes a war, remember that even the most necessary wars, even the rare wars where the lines of good and evil are clear and clean, end with a lot of people dead, a lot of people crippled, and a lot of orphans, widows and grieving parents.”

— K. A. Applegate, in response to criticism of the Animorphs ending. (via queenofthepiskies)

thorsbian:

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

ararosecrocker:

i’ve been seeing a lot of homestuck quotes posts flying around since yesterday but most of them have consisted of just dave and karkat quotes which

yes, makes sense bc they’re both pretty quotable but have you considered that the female characters are also really funny and insanely quotable because

and of course, the eternal