the rage i felt when i discovered tetsu in japanese means iron was unparalleled by any other emotion i have ever experienced. no one word has ever made me go completely apeshit like that before. it feels like im a trained superkiller and google translate telling me “iron” was the activation code to transport me to japan and beat horikoshi into submission. i understand naming characters puns or whatever but if he told me “hey heres my character ironiron ironiron his quirk is iron :)” i would LITERALLY lose my entire goddamn mind and immediately start wailing on him. what the fuck
There’s more to it than that though
Each ‘tetsu’is spelt with a different character and have slightly different meanings. Forgive me if I remember incorrectly, but his name is something like
So now we’ve got Gotham pre-Batman and Krypton pre-Superman…does anybody wanna tell me when the hell we’re gonna get that Amazons pre-Wonder Woman show?
How would you make a plot about a place free from the problems of man’s world that is a literal paradise full of gay women…like I would love to see it but what would the plot be besides gay relationship drama
shut up remy and let me get the lesbian warriors romance senseless drama i deserve
Slice of life comedy about an island paradise full of gay women is the only possibility here and we all know it’ll never get made. We all know if any show was made it would make it all dark and gritty which is not only dumb, but homophobic. Face the facts. It is better to shut it down before Hollywood has the chance to bastardize one of the greatest concepts ever in the history of the world
Immortal lesbians actually means immortal lesbian drama. You walk into the plaza and 17 of your ex’s are there and only 12 of them are cool.
Bold of you to assume the Amazons would prescribe to monogamy given it’s an invention of man’s world
Bold of you to assume that all 17 ex’s weren’t from the same relationship
-back when grif was a sergeant still he promoted simmons and called him a hero for deactivating the firewall so he could look at porn on the bases only computer
-after a debriefing with a unsc officer and she left the room tucker saw there was a computer there and also immediately went to go watch porn. there are more porn mentions in this book than i am comfortable with
-donut was def planning on flirting his way to the top with sarge in the hopes of getting a promotion. this is very explicitly mentioned.
-o’malley has terrible handwriting and he kept a journal where he wrote down his evil plans with doc. when he wrote that he was going to start selling cookies door-to-door and pocket the cash instead of donating it he just drew a frowny face. just “:(” . he was so sad
-right before the reds and blues arrived kimball gave a speech and then served all the rebels ice cream. bitters deduced that palomo had probably never actually had ice cream since when he got brain freeze he just started screaming on the floor. kimball actually laughed
-church met/remembered meeting tex first when some asshole was beating him up cause he made a snide remark and she fucking decked him in the face and he was sitting there on the floor bleeding looking at this woman who just knocked some other guy out like “oh fuck i want this woman to be my wife”
-before blood gulch grif lived on a doomed colony in which all the other people but him were wiped out and it’s played up as a joke because everyone just thought he was dead but he was just sleeping and so he was the only survivor but fuck man thats like a double tragic backstory
-during his time at blood gulch simmons had written a text adventure game with little to no actual interactivity in which you press enter to progress to the next event.
-where did you think he got the idea.
-where did you think private Richard Simmons, a known nerd, got the idea for a humorous story modelled to resemble a text-based adventure game. where did you think he got the idea. where do you think he got the idea.
