the-real-seebs:

thebibliophibian:

klementandias:

thebibliophibian:

okay, compatriots

Enough time has passed. I’m going to tell you about the best thing I’ve ever done, which has resulted in:

• the only person I still know from high school thinking I’m a complete monster, and
• another person proposing to me the first day he met me. 

Warning for nsfw pranksmanship under the cut. Also, if you’re afraid of the mothman… welcome to the club?

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I. Did not keep my cool in this situation.

you were perfect.

this is beautiful, and is the kind of thing that is why i value pranks among friends.

one of my friends had dinner with me for the first time in probably a decade. somehow when i got home there was a rubber chicken in one of our take-home boxes. i don’t know how he did it. i was so proud of him, though.