biff-donderglutes:

smoothestjazz:

kylesquips:

santa-skaz:

honestly if Kojima became friends with Jeff Goldblum and put him in Death Stranding that would actually be too powerful for this timeline to handle

Jeff goldblums the baby

Jeff Goldblum is the baby and looks like the baby but he talks in Jeff Goldblum’s grown man voice

Norman! It’s me, Jeff! I’ve turned into… uh… some kind of funky fetus?