goofykirby1:

academla:

mineyoung-churyuu:

hubriscomplex:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

8ddict:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

captainlordauditor:

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

• There are no gods here
• Do I look like the kind of man who dies
• God’s dead and soon we will be too
• I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

• Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
• This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
• Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

– take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

• God wishes he were me
• One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

For a minute I was like wait, why are all these religious Bible quotes showing up on my dash? Didn’t think I was following anyone who usually posts that sort of thing. Then I reread the first post.

“Pick a god and pray.”