mark-gently:

The core tenet of Stupidism is that everyone is really hecking stupid.

The core values of Stupidism are

• Caution: because we, being stupid and surrounded by stupid people, are liable to do something stupid or be subjected to the stupidity of others at any time and in any situation.
• Compassion: because it sucks to be stupid, and we are all stupid together.
• Curiosity: because being stupid means having a lot to learn.