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the most ice-cold read on broadway I’ve ever seen in my life
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alt-right: no one is oppressed oppression isn’t real you whiny snowflakes
alt-right: anyway, conservatives are oppressed.
This actually happened though
This time of year can be frustrating for people in the aro/ace community.
I will be here, whenever you need to talk.
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Taking out pent up hate on other lgbt people is not how you keep a community together. Asexuals are just as valid as any other member.
peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols
“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”
“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”
“what the fuck did you just say to me”
“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”
“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”
“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”
Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-
FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol
Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
AMAZING
-Peter gets hurt in a battle-
FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated – Mr. Parker is in distress.
Tony: -stops- He’s what? The what?
Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…
Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!
FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.
Tony: Really, Pete?
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