taz-quotes:

Justin: Okay, so, I just want to educate real quick everybody about tardigrades, okay? They can survive a few minutes at 304 degrees Fahrenheit. They can survive 30 years at negative 20 degrees Celsius. They can survive a few minutes at negative one thousand degrees Kelvin. They can survive a few days at negative 328 degrees Fahrenheit. They can go without water for 10 years! These are savage beasts, and I’m going to haunt them with the only thing that can stop them: their own fears. What does a tardigrade fear? I can’t fathom it. Because it’s unkillable. It is unfathomable what I’m about to conjure, but it is a Phantasmal Killer. I want to tap into its nightmares, and create- of the one that fuckin’ attacked me, natch- and I will create an illusory manifestation of its deepest fears, visible only to that creature. It must make a Wisdom saving throw, which, if tardigrades are Wisdom-rich, you can go fuck yourself.