Do you miss crack theories? I miss crack theories!

ceescedasticity:

elanorpam:

And so I made my own crack theory– about HIVESWAP.

I’ve actually been munching on this since I first played Hiveswap, a few weeks after the act 1 release. A cursory search failed to find anyone else raising this possibility, which is why I have elected to release the whole dumb thing into the wild!

Brace yourselves for…

The
Sylphic Suspicion: A crack theory

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Damn you A. Claire, why are you so mysterious…

(Irrelevant to the main point of the theory, I don’t think those particular psychic powers work on humans except to knock them out.)

…I think the strongest argument against it is that iirc at no point did anyone mention A. Claire telling stories.