sailor-zeplin:

sailor-zeplin:

sauvamente:

 I just feel like if you buy Alexa or echo or any of those other Amazon home devices that you deserve whatever you get if it decides to start laughing in the middle of the night you did that to yourself nobody told you to buy a semi-sentient electronic you did that it’s your fault

My father bought an Alexa and I asked him why and he told me it’s because he wants the government to hear how violently anarchist he is and big mood. He sits in front of the Alexa sometimes and goes “Alexa down with capitalism” or “Alexa I’m going to eat the rich”

Note that this is the only time he plugs it in. He saved up for so long to buy this. He saved for so long.