Can you give me some awful ideas for monsters to use in Monster of the Week?

probablybadrpgideas:

highlyquestionablerpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

– Shitty Boggart, takes the form of a character’s 10th greatest fear.

-Werewolf, but the adventure takes place entirely during the new moon so it’s just a slightly hairy accountant.

– Tiny fluffy thing that is filled with rage but has no offensive capacities so it just nuzzles people angrily

-Demon that embodies the sin of eating all the strawberry from a box of Neapolitan ice-cream

– A totally normal horse.

– Evil sorcerer who only knows one spell and that one spell is crying

-All of the above having teamed up to rob the local laundromat.

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-Mod Pencil

Alright i’m jumping in because anyone who knows me knows i’m a slut for MotW

  • A tree that’s locally known for having killed several people, though no one can prove it and several of those people are definitely still alive
  • A dog with a human face
  • Two ouija boards actively fighting one another
  • Pixies that steal peoples’ cell phones, then call the local police department
  • A sentient, malevolent towel. It can’t move or speak or anything, but oh ho HO if it could
  • The little gremlin that steals your socks from the dryer, except it’s no longer content with just socks and is now going after peoples’ whole legs
  • One of those 18th century portraits of some nameless dude in a general’s hat whose eyes follow people as they walk down the hallway
  • A pomeranian that explodes every time it barks
  • A highly infectious virus that makes people sneeze glitter
  • A Nigerian prince who wants to send the party money
  • A teacher who everyone’s convinced is a robot, they’re actually a lizard person
  • The mayor, who is also a lizard person
  • If in doubt just make it a lizard person
  • None of the lizard people know the other lizard people are lizard people
  • A gigantic snail
  • Invisible geese
  • A very angry book
  • Vegan vampires

All these monsters have also, independentlyteamed up to rob the same laundromat.