porrimmaryam:

journalists (mostly for trashy tabloid magazines) always ask karkat what’s it like to date dave like “I mean wow he IS a god? what is that like in a personal relationship?” and karkat tries not to flip his shit but without fail will go in a rant about WELL *HE* actually created DAVES world so basically he’s HIS god? a god of a god??? so like?? theres no difference and no I’m not bitter about not getting stupid fucking pajamas. who cares. I can buy a pair for like 10 boondollars?? and if I REALLY wanted to be stupid I could go to any god damn human “Halloween” store and chose from ANY NUMBER of fancy “GOD” pajamas. hes like..panting and red in the face by the end of his rant that takes like 15 minutes and the journalist is sweating bullets