The Naming Of Cats Is A Difficult Matter…

gallusrostromegalus:

So sometime this fall, Husband and I are probably going to get a cat, by which I mean, we’re really definitely getting a cat. 

We’re going with the local no-kill shelter and probably looking at an adult or senior cat, so we’ll see who they have that gets along with Charlie come November but-

Hopefully a large and lazy cat. Like, the ideal cat for us is something roughly the size and energy level of a christmas ham. Just a huge lump of cat. 

So we’ve been discussing potential cat names for future fur beast and have come up with this list:

• Beef Lumpbeast
• Fluff Couchblob
• Brick Fatbutt
• Basically any large cat version of a Space Mutiny Name
• Hashtag, becuase then everything you yell at the cat becomes a # like #getoffthecounter, #Ialreadyfedyou, #don’tbitemyboob, #stopeatingplastic
• Potato
• Potato is always a good name for a cat.
• Ham is a good name too, come to think of it
• Food names in general are good for pets
• Dunkleosteus
• Horg