elf-grunge:

Upon reading the wiki page for the Grand Relics and remembering what exactly it was that the animus bell did I’m now wondering what the talk was like for when the IPRE decided what their relics would DO

The dwarf with the long, tangled grey beard and weather worn face wants to control plants. He isn’t exactly intimidating, but you get the sense he’s seen some shit, and would know to control it well.

The gnome, small but emanating authority and trust, wishes to make items real. To bring food to the starving and homes to the homeless, it is a noble pursuit.

The third man at the table is plain. He is middle aged and human, chubby and wearing jeans. ‘What if you could just like. Take someones soul and like. Steal it. Would that be fucked up or what?’ he asks. 

‘BAROLD WHAT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT?!’ They yell in unison