unintelligible-screaming:

shout out to aradia for being the homestuck character with the coolest username tbh. everyone else was fucking around with dumbass handles like tentacleTherapist and caligulasAquarium and meanwhile aradia went with apocalypseArisen, which is (1) dramatic, (2) appropriately themed, and (3) alliterative. everything you should take into account when signing up for the chat service you’ll need to talk to your friends while you accidentally destroy your planet via video games