The actual story’s so much cooler than that:
I didn’t.
We live in a world where, in 2001, Singer and Nintendo just teamed up and made a sewing machine one day, and called it the Singer Izek. (Well, that’s not totally true. Details to follow).
Gameboy connection cable’s just hardwired into the side. It’s got a little compartment to protect it, and when I opened this compartment at the thrift store and saw a link cable in it, I knew I was getting this machine, because that’s just TOO WEIRD.
(This image is also proof that I take pictures as I write the posts)The cartridge is an officially licensed, real GBC cart. Got the Nintendo seal and everything.
For those of you who have blocked out all your childhood memories of playing Pokemon Yellow in the back of the car at night and waiting for streetlights so you can see what you’re fighting, or for y’all whose first handheld was the GBA SP or later, I need to remind you that the gameboy color doesn’t have a backlit screen, so all the pictures I take are going to be with the flash on, and that’s going to be kind of tough to see. It’s a lot easier to actually read the screen in person, but it does make me have minor Oracle of Seasons flashbacks every time I forget and move away from my desk light.
The software’s pretty cool. It’s got several different patterns, including dogs and stars. Unlike my other computerized machines, it lets you flip the patterns vertically. You can also program in words, and it’ll embroider the whole word in one go. The jump threads are a bit of a pain to clip, and some of the letters are indecipherable. The cart’s got full sound, though it’s GBC sound, so it’s nothing special.
This machine thinks it has a one-step buttonhole in five shapes, though the actual execution is questionable. If you’re only making one buttonhole, and you don’t really need to worry about if it’s in the right place, well, it’s a great buttonhole. Otherwise, you might be better off just zigzagging it.
The machine’s got a weird housing, which it shares with the Japanese Jaguar machine line, which also ran off Game Boy.
The whole machine’s summed up with the phrase, “functional, but weird.”
So, the real answer to the great question we never thought we needed to ask: Why did Nintendo and Singer, of all companies, team up and make a Game Boy Color controlled sewing machine?
So, this machine is actually a really cool little piece of sewing machine history, because it’s actually the first commercially made computerized machine available for the domestic market. All previous computerized machines were either specialty made one at a time, or industrial.
Singer wanted to bring the computerized machine to the home market, but developing their own computer that could do everything they wanted a computerized machine to do and could fit inside the machine was going to be too expensive for it to be accessible by the average domestic sewing machine buyer.
But Nintendo already had this cool little handheld computer thing, and Nintendo was pretty cool with letting Singer design software for their sewing machine that could run on the Game Boy.
Due to inflation and the fact that it was more than 15 years ago, it’s kind of easy to forget that the Game Boy Color was incredibly cheap compared to today’s consoles. It was $70, which I think is like $100 price-adjusted to today. If Singer put in an internal computer in the Izek, they’d have to source and assemble a lot of hardware and figure out how to fit it into their weird bulbous machine. However, building the software for the Game Boy didn’t require assembling any hardware, and sticking a Game Boy in the box with the machine only added $100 to the price, making it the most cost-effective way to get a computerized machine into the domestic market. And Singer got to slap their name on it and comment FIRST! in front of everyone else in the sewing machine game.
Unlike the Jaguar, which was the Japanese sewing machine that used the Game Boy and the same housing, the Singer Izek wasn’t marketed at gamers at all. There’s no way to embroider Yoshi on things with the Izek, unfortunately. The Izek was aimed at Singer’s usual market, and they just used the Game Boy because it was convenient and cheap.
As you can see if you watch the entire 35 minute instructional VHS (thank you, YouTube), they didn’t market it with “and also you can play Pokemon on it,” at all.