i hate this motherfucker so much. i hate him. hes a fucking washing machine. some heroes have dumb gimmicks or costumes but still manage to be successful (lookin at you, best jeanist) but this motherfucker is a washing machine. he isnt some guy that showed up either. hes one of the top ten heroes. top ten. the same list that has a guy who can fold himself up into razors, one who has the ability to capture villains bloodlessly by caging them in wood and another who can do so using the villains’ own clothing, a fucking dragon, and mr clean over here thinks he can stand with them. he thinks he can represent heroes and stand as a symbol for what other heroes should strive to be. hes better than endeavor ofc but a crushed can of a bud light lime-a-rita is a better hero than endeavor. thats not a hero. thats a kid who jumped in a washing machine during a game of hide and seek and got stuck but now its too awkward to tell everyone the truth. he could have come out earlier if he wasnt in the top ten. drop his ranking, billboard charts. let the kid out of the washing machine.
the number of people getting genuinely mad abt this post is funnier than i ever could have imagined
Still a better person than Endeavor.
like i said a can of bud light lime-a-rita is better than endeavor he makes it easy