jumpingjacktrash:

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robogal328:

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minelskede:

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The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

This isn’t fiction. This is going to be my career. @writing-prompt-s wanna start a gang?

I am down. What’s our gang name? 

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Amazon Crime is looking for members. Comment your expertise and explain how it could revolutionise our operations.

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We need a logo!

My hand slipped

I promise I will look after each and every member and that we split the loot evenly

i will write the fictionalized account of your heists so any time someone is onto you you can just be like “no you’re just remembering that one story”