The Boku No Hero Academia Season 3 Vol. 4 DVD comes with a drama CD track where All Might and Aizawa go drinking together, only to be interrupted by Present Mic and Midnight and hilarity ensues. Here’s my translation of the track! Enjoy~
**Note: In case the audio doesn’t work, here’s another link.
All Might: Good work out there, Aizawa-kun!
Aizawa: Same to you, All Might.
All Might: Haha, well then, let’s cheers!
Aizawa: Cheers? For what?
All Might: Hmm, how about for a successful meeting with all the different families?
Aizawa: I guess. It was rather good news to hear that all students’ parents agreed to allowing them to enter the dormitories.
All Might: To the new homes for the kids!
Aizawa: To the mentality of the teachers who will need to monitor these kids all the time now.
All Might & Aizawa: Cheers!
All Might (to himself): All right- this is a good mood! I’m going to be even better friends with Aizawa-kun after this dinner outing today! All Might, you gotta push past the walls of Aizawa-kun’s heart! GO BEYOND, PLUS ULTRA!!
Present Mic: HEYY!! CLASS A TEACHERS!! MC MIC IS IN THE HOUSE, CRASHING YOUR SECRET DINNER OUTING!
All Might (to himself): Or on second thought…probably not then.
Present Mic: What’s with that face, Eraser? If you’re gonna go drink, at least let me know, yo! This bad water is foul, man!
Aizawa: Go home!
Present Mic: Woah, that was SO COOL! Kinda a stiff reaction though. Anyway, I’m kinda thirsty, so imma drink your beer. *gulp* OHH YEAHH! DRINKING A BEER AFTER WORK REALLY MAKES ME GO TO HEAVEN!!!!!
Aizawa: GO HOME!
All Might: Haha, so by showing up here out of the blue, I’m guessing you come here often to drink?
Present Mic: Well I try to invite Eraser to come but he always rejects me, what kind of idiot does that?
Aizawa: Heh, you mean the type who literally asks me every day?
Present Mic: Man, your follow up is so bad, my friend. Makes things awkward, yo!
Aizawa: If that’s so then GO HOME.
*door opens*
Midnight: Good evening. Oh what? All Might, Eraser, and Mic are here?
All Might: Oh, Midnight-kun!
Present Mic: Hey there young lady! You joined in at a good time! Come over here and drink with us! GO TO HEAVEN!!!
Aizawa: You’re the one who came after us, don’t just take charge.
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Aizawa: Midnight, here’s another round of your tequila.
Midnight: Thanks! *gulp* AHAA!!
All Might: You’re quite strong with alcohol.
Midnight: Yeah, I don’t feel like drinking until my stomach gets warm from the alcohol.
Present Mic: AS EXPECTED OF U.A.’S QUEEN TANK! It would be awesome if the alcohol really doesn’t affect you!
Midnight: Mic, if you’re going to be using weird slang to refer to me, I’m going to pour all this tequila on you.
Aizawa: Do it.
Present Mic: Hey my friend, that’s not very friendly of you to say! After all, I was the one who gave you the hero name Eraserhead! I came up with such a cool hero name, too!
Aizawa: Well if that’s so then I should have just changed my name.
Present Mic: To “Small Energy Sho-chan?”
Aizawa: Shut up!
Midnight: Mic, the tequila?
Present Mic: AGAIN!?
All Might: Midnight-kun, perhaps you should drink in moderation…
Midnight: What are you saying, All Might? I’m not even drunk at all! Mic, the tequila!! What are you waiting for?
Present Mic: Ah yes! Here you go!
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Midnight: *drunk giggling* All Might, try drinking this!
All Might: Oh uh…I don’t really…drink much…you see…
Midnight: *laughs* Okay fine, Eraser drink this.
Aizawa: Uh, what is this?
Midnight: It’s my original concoction! A cocktail made of cocktails!
Aizawa: Why on earth would you do that?
Midnight: That’s because normal alcohol is boring! Alcohol is the same as life- an adventure with experiences you must repeat lest you get rusty! You agree with me, right Mic?
Present Mic: Wha- uhh…somewhat?
Midnight: Exactly, so that’s why you gotta drink up, Eraser! Experience something new!
Aizawa: Nope.
Midnight: You’re such a boring guy! You must be boring in bed, too!
Aizawa: I sleep in a sleeping bag.
Present Mic: *whispering* All Might, this is Midnight’s drunken state. She always makes disgusting cocktails and forces people to drink them.
All Might: I…I see. That’s terrifying.
Midnight: MIC!
Present Mic: WHAT?!
Midnight: DRINK UP! DRINK THIS COCKTAIL I MADE!
Present Mic: Ughh no thank you! That cocktail has all the worst ingredients mixed in that with a suspicious dark color, a color that says DO NOT DRINK ME!
Midnight: IT’S SAYING NOTHING OF THAT SORT! JUST DRINK IT!
Present Mic: *gulps* UGHH!!
Midnight: AHAHA! Hey Mic, tell us how was the taste?
Present: Goo…
Midnight: Goo…d?
Present Mic: Bye…*faints*
Midnight: AHAHAHA! It was so good he fainted!
Aizawa: More like definitely die.
All Might: Well then, I’ll take my leave now. Don’t want to drink too much…
Midnight: Okay! Hey Mic, All Might’s leaving now!
Present Mic: Augughhghg!!
All Might: Yeah, definitely don’t want to drink too much…
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*running* Aizawa: All Might!
All Might: Oh, is something wrong, Aizawa-kun?
Aizawa: Uh, thank you very much.
All Might: Eh?
Aizawa: I’m uh…drunk right now so…well. I probably wouldn’t say this if I wasn’t drunk, but…I’ll say it anyway. Because you fought for us at Kamino Ward, because you defeated All For One for us, I will do my part and look after the students as much as I can.
All Might: Aizawa-kun…
Aizawa: That’s why I want to thank you for everything.
All Might: Aizawa-kun, let’s watch over the students from here on out together.
Aizawa: Anyway, when I sober up, I’ll probably forget everything I said while drunk, NEVER MENTION WHAT I JUST SAID!
All Might: Ah…sure…
Aizawa: I’m counting on you. See ya.
All Might: A drunk Aizawa-kun is a “deretsun**?”
**T/N: The deretsun line is funny because a deretsun is the opposite of a tsundere, where they act nice and cute to others but then very cold when alone with someone. I think All Might mixed this word up, which could be intentional to show he’s “not with the times” lol
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