wisdomandlogicareking:

halo–of-the–sun:

Alucard: Fortunate indeed that I’ve chosen not to kill you
and eat you, Belmont.

Trevor: And that I decided against gutting you, flaying you,
and turning you into shoes, Alucard.

Sypha: Such a merry band we are. I will find us a covered
wagon and horses If you two can
manage not to kill each other while I’m gone.

Alucard: Oh, please. We’re not children.

[Sypha walks off]

Trevor: Eat shit and die
Alucard: Yes fuck you.

I really need to watch castlevania