i dont know if ive actually written out my homestuck/animorphs crossover idea so basically:

generic hs crossover thing where the game ends and they end up in animorphs verse. and by “end up” they get dumped in the forest where the animorphs characters are demorphing. they see everything. obviously there’s a lot of freaking out from everyone, but eventually the hs characters agree to chill in the forest for three days (animorphs gang are pretty sure they aren’t controllers, but they’re not taking any chances). later on they move in with the chee. not sure after that

as in homestuck canon vriska is Not There, because she would ruin everything immediately. this means terezi is gone too but thems the breaks.

in animorphs canon, it’s set post-david, post tobias finding out elfangor is his dad, but before everyone moves to hork bajir valley. so the homestuck kids are not ever getting the power to morph in this fic.

most of why im interested in this is like, animorphs and homestuck both have a set of kids who go through hell. the homestuck kids have fought theirs, and they desperately want to rest and not fight again. getting shoved into a whole other thing is great angst material. and the animorphs kids, they are fighting a losing battle, basically the whole time. they do not have an end in sight. and with this they gain some potential allies, but also more shit to deal with (more people know their secret, they dont know if they can  trust them, all homestuck characters have terrible social skills)

but with the end goal being to basically: 1. get the homestuck characters who didnt get great endings the ending they deserved, and also have them interact with and adjust to regular society 2. make the animorphs ending somewhat happier because look. i know why it ended like that. i agree with that decision. but i want them to be happy.

also, its interesting that both homestuck and animorphs characters have incredibly op powers, but the situation in animorphs means that most of the hs characters’ abilities are pretty limited or useless

some character interaction ideas: karkat solving interpersonal problems by yelling. john continues to repress his emotions by immediately leaping into the new problem to solve. the consequences of that. someone Having A Conversation About Morality with the chee that should have happened in animorphs canon. maybe also more aftran involvement than canon? rachel, kanaya, and roxy fashion expedition. all homestuck characters are shocked and horrified by 1990s computers and internet.

ive never written a fic in my life but i cant stop thinking about my homestuck/animorphs crossover idea and like. write the fic you want to read i guess

why are bats called bats?

bloodlooksblackinmoonlight:

elodieunderglass:

linguisten:

awed-frog:

because they look like flying mice [Danish: flagermus, German: Fledermaus, Luxembourgish: Fliedermaus, Swedish: fladdermus]

because they look like half mice and half owl [French: chauve-souris]

because they look like half mice and it’s not 100% clear what the other half is [Ladin: utschè-mezmieur, Catalan: rat-penat, Lombard: mezzarat]

because apparently they make a flap flap noise [English: bat]

because they’ve got badass leather wings [Gaelic: sciathàn leathair, Old Norse:

leðrblaka]

because they look like cute nocturnal butterflies [Maltese: farflett il-lejl]

because they’re probably, like, blind mice [Serbo-croatian: sismis, Portugese: morcego, Spanish: murcíelago, Arabic: khaffash]

because they fly at night [Italian: pipistrello, Slovenian: netopir, Polish: nietoperz, Greek: nykterides, Farsi: shab parreh]

So bat literally means flapper. You’re welcome.

This, my friends, this is true etymology. Explaining why something is named the way it is, finding patterns and principles of meaning, not just tracing a word’s form back through time (which, admittedly, is oftentimes a prerequisite for exploring the former).

This exact conversation is how I became friends with @pipcomix

SKY FLAP FLAPS

xenosmorch:

you dweebazoids can make as many eldrich horrors and weird clowns as you want. im using the emoji builder for its truest purpose

trapinch

forwhateveryouwant:

[Child is orphaned]

Superman [sarcastically]: i suppose we could convince batman to adopt them

Nightwing: i have nothing but respect for u but if you ever make that joke in a place where bruce might hear, my 26 brothers and i will lace ur next meal with kryptonite