turing-tested:

turing-tested:

goodstuck trans godtier headcanons thread

dave and rose wake up in the bodies they need after they go godtier and dave complains for weeks that his stench is different now and goes on at length about his newfound man stank

dave: the ass hair

dave: oh my god the ASS HAIR

dave: why couldn’t skaia give me the lithe hairless twink body ive always dreamed about rose

rose: Dreamed about twink bodies, have you, Dave?

dave: aint nothing gay about fantasizing about a twink bod every now and then rose

dave: everyone does

rose: They really don’t.